Drama

"Mithai ka dabba"

Hum logon ko samajh sako to 

Hum logon ko samajh sako to samjho dilbar jaani

Jitna bhi tum samjhoge utni hogi hairaani

Hum logon ko samajh sako to samjho dilbar jaani

Jitna bhi tum samjhoge utni hogi hairaani

Apni chhatri tumko dedein kabhi jo barse paani

Kabhi naye packet mein bechein tumko cheez puraani

Phir bhi dil hai hindusatni

Phir bhi dil hai hindustani

Phir bhi dil hai hindusatni

Phir bhi dil hai hindustani

First Sequence:

1st person: (phone pe) Thik hain Mishra ji, Aapka Kam ho jayega. Aap mithai ka dabba laana mat bhuliye. Ok AAP aa jaiye. Chudamoni, Chudamoni

Chudamoni: ji sir

1st person: Chudamoni, wo file kaha rakkha?

(Chudamoni boss ke saath dhundne lagte hain)

1st person: Kya tumne file Ko yahi par rakkha tha?

Chudamoni: Nahi, nahi rakkha

1st person: Nahi rakkha to yaha kiu dhund rahe ho?

Chudamoni: Aap yahi dhund rahe ho, isliye main bhi dhund Raha hoon.

1st person: Dhut Burbak, lagta hain wo file sahab ke table par hoga.

Chudamoni: Main Abhi Jake le aata hoon. ( Jane lagte Hain)

1st person: Tumne file wohi Rakha tha, hain na?Chudamoni: Nahi

1st person: To tum kya Lene ja rahe ho?

Chudamoni: file

1st person: kaha se laoge file?

Chudamoni: Bade sahab ke table se.

1st person: Tumhe pata tha, file sahab ke table pe hain?

Chudamoni: Nahi, Aap hi ne abhi bola tha.

1st person: Uff, jao dekho aur mile to le aao. Zaldi.

2nd person: May I come in Sir? Ye mithai ka dabba aapke liye.

1st person: Aapko order ka copy kal subah mil jayega. File maine put up Kar diya.

2nd person: Ok sir, main kal subah Ko aaunga. (Exit)

(Chudamoni file leke entry)

1st person: Dekha chudamoni file bhi mil Gaya aur mithai bhi. Kya hoga is Desh ka? Ye supplier log Kam nikalne ke liye kuch bhi karte hain.

Chudamoni: Lekin Sir, Mithai ka dabba to aaphi ne samne se manga.

Hum logon ko samajh sako to 

Hum logon ko samajh sako to samjho dilbar jaani

Jitna bhi tum samjhoge utni hogi hairaani

Hum logon ko samajh sako to samjho dilbar jaani

Jitna bhi tum samjhoge utni hogi hairaani

Apni chhatri tumko dedein kabhi jo barse paani

Kabhi naye packet mein bechein tumko cheez puraani

Phir bhi dil hai hindusatni

Phir bhi dil hai hindustani

Phir bhi dil hai hindusatni

Phir bhi dil hai hindustani

2nd Sequence:

Policewala whistle bajayega. scooty me do dost has raha hain.

Police: Helmet kaha hain? 

1st person: Sir thoda urgent Kam tha, zaldbaji me bhool gaye. 

Police: Upar se running me mobile me baat bhi kar rahe ho.

1st person: Sir, bola na emergency thanks, isliye phone chalu tha. Waise main Humesha helmet pahanta hoon.

Police: Side pe lijiye aur aapka licence dikhaiye.

1st person: Chodiye na Sir, Galti Ho Gaya.

Police: Nahi! chalan to Banega 

1st person: Sir, Ye lijiye. Bat Ko yahi par Rafa dafa kar dijiye.

Policewala whistle bajate huye Nikal jayega.

1st person: Dekha humare Desh ka halat, saare ke saare log corrupted hain.

2nd Person: Lekin rishwat tumhi ne unko diya.

1st person: Kyaaaaa?

Hum logon ko samajh sako to 

Hum logon ko samajh sako to samjho dilbar jaani

Jitna bhi tum samjhoge utni hogi hairaani

Hum logon ko samajh sako to samjho dilbar jaani

Jitna bhi tum samjhoge utni hogi hairaani

Apni chhatri tumko dedein kabhi jo barse paani

Kabhi naye packet mein bechein tumko cheez puraani

Phir bhi dil hai hindusatni

Phir bhi dil hai hindustani

Phir bhi dil hai hindusatni

Phir bhi dil hai hindustani

3rd Sequence:

1s person: Namaskar Sir.

Principal: Yes, bataiye Mishra ji kaise aana huwa?

1s person: Sir, mera beta Ko admission dilana tha.

Principal:Lekin admission process bandh Ho Gaya. Ek bhi khali seat nahi hain.

1s person: Sir, aapka haath Ko kya huwa?

Principal: kya huwa mere haath ko?

1st person: Aapka haath to Humesha table ke niche hi rehta hain!

Principal: Mishra ji AAP bhi na accha majak karte ho.

1st person: Sir, o sab Chodiye aapke liye do kilo ka mithai ka dabba laya hoon. Pichle bar ki tarah mera chota beta Ko bhi dakhila milna chahiye.

Principal: Thik hain, Lekin mithai 3 killo Dena padega.

1st person: Thik hain Sir, ek killo kal Leke aaunga. Jay ram ji ki.

(Bahar Nikal ke)

1st person: Dekha seat available nahi hain bol raha that. Mithai ka Naam sunte hi seat Nikal Gaya. Kya hoga is Desh ka?

2nd person: Kiu kya hua is Desh ka?

1st person: Puch Raha hai ya Bata Raha hain? Dekha nahi ye principal ka baccha kitna corrupted aur upar se lalchi hain.

2nd person: Lekin mithai ka dabba to AAP hi Leke aaye ho?

1st person: Kyaaaaa?

Hum logon ko samajh sako to 

Hum logon ko samajh sako to samjho dilbar jaani

Jitna bhi tum samjhoge utni hogi hairaani

Hum logon ko samajh sako to samjho dilbar jaani

Jitna bhi tum samjhoge utni hogi hairaani

Apni chhatri tumko dedein kabhi jo barse paani

Kabhi naye packet mein bechein tumko cheez puraani

Phir bhi dil hai hindusatni

Phir bhi dil hai hindustani

Phir bhi dil hai hindusatni

Phir bhi dil hai hindustani

4th Sequence:

Principal: (Phone pe) Bolo pehalwan matlab bolo bhagyawan.

Kya? Kya? Sara rupaiya, sare ke sare zevar loot liya. Oh my god. Main to loot Gaya, barbaad ho gaya. Kya car ka number note kiya? Ok Mujhe WhatsApp kar do. Main police station jata hoon.

(Police station me)

Inspector: Tawde, facebook me photos kaise upload karte ho?

Tawde: Ekdam easy hain sahab. Right click karke Facebook ka ek "F" symbol aayega, isme click kar dijiye.

Principal: Main to loot Gaya, barbaad ho gaya. 

Inspector: Kya hua principal sahab? Koi student bhag Gaya kya?

Principal: Mera Sara rupaiya, sare ke sare zevar loot liya. Meri puri zindagi ka kamai lootero ne loot liya.

Tawde: Rakam kitna tha?

Principal: 1crore cash aur 1crore ka jewellery.

Principal: Itna bada rakkam ghar me kiu rakkha tha?

Principal: Socha tha agla demonization gone me kafi time lagega. Inspector sahab ye lijiye car ka number, jisme looters aaye the. Aap Abhi ka Abhi Sara sheher Ko nakabandi kar de to lootero Ko maal samet pakad sakte hain? Zaldi kijiye nahi to wo log Nikal jayenge.

Inspector: Ek Kam kijiye, AAP humein do mithai ka dabba dijiye, hum Abhi karwai shuru karte hain.

Principal: Mithai ka dabba? Lekin mere pas dene ke liye kuch bhi nahi hain.

Tawde: Thik hain, aap sham Ko aaiye. Hum Chan bin shuru karenge.

Principal: Lekin itne me looters haanth se Nikal jayega. Main Humesha ke liye kangal ban Jaunga.

Inspector: Sorry Sir, Mithai ke dabba ke Bina kuch ho nahi Sakta. Ye baat humko AAP hi ne shikhaya. So I very sorry.

Principal: Actually I am sorry. Sara zindagi main mithai khaya Lekin kabhi ye nahi socha ki ye mithai ki dabba log kitne majboori me dete hain. Logon se le le ke ab dene ki Bari aayi to samjha ki majboori kis cheez ka Nam hain? Mithai ki dabba se 

Hum logon ko samajh sako to 

Hum logon ko samajh sako to samjho dilbar jaani

Jitna bhi tum samjhoge utni hogi hairaani

Hum logon ko samajh sako to samjho dilbar jaani

Jitna bhi tum samjhoge utni hogi hairaani

Apni chhatri tumko dedein kabhi jo barse paani

Kabhi naye packet mein bechein tumko cheez puraani

Phir bhi dil hai hindusatni

Phir bhi dil hai hindustani

Phir bhi dil hai hindusatni

Phir bhi dil hai hindustani

"Vigilance " naam sunte hi kafi logo ko rahat, aur kafi logo ko dar ka ahsas hota he

Vigilance ke aage jab vibhag jud jata he to vote shabd aur bhi takatvar ho jata he...lekin Jameis vibhag ki kya jarorat he , kya ham ek ese system ka bhag he jaha hame ab is vibhag ki bhi rachana karni pad rah he....

Aur to aur agar system esa hi raja to , kahi esa na ho ke ab aage hame is vibhag ke upar ek aur vigilance vibhag ki zarorat pade.

 Asal me main mudda bharstachar ka he, vigilance ki zaroorat isliye padi kyoki insan ke andar lalach, lobh, pralobhan, kamchori ye sab ghar kar gaya

lekin ye bhrstachar kahi na kahi ham ne hi peda kiya he, example ke taur pe apne baccho ke bhachapan  me hi unko man aur dimag me lalch aur lobh bharana suru jar diya, itane % layega to mobile leke dunga , agr ye karega to me ye karke dunga  vagere vagere.....

Kahi kisi ne vigilance ke naam par company me kam karna badh kar diya he....

Vigilance ke naam pe Bahane banane lage he....are  ye kiya to vigilance beth jayega,  ye nahi kar sakte....

Vigilance yaani satarkta honesty ka 

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"ABHAY TABEEZ"

Script & Direction:

Sanjeev Mazoomdar

Acted by:

Rupesh Verma

Nabadwip Bhakat

Raju Singh

&

Sanjeev Mazoomdar

BABA: Alakh Niranjan. Tabeez le lo, ye Tabeez le lo. Devi aur sajjano aap soch rahe honge ki ye kaisa tabeez hoga. Aajkal Baba ka Naam sunte hi log darte hain. Dariye mat, Mai koi aisa waisa Baba nahi hoon. Alakh Niranjan. Aaj main Hazira me aaya hoon Mera ABHAY TABEEZ leke. Apna dukan lagane se pehle aap sabhiko Batana chahta hoon ki ye tabeez bhi koi aisa waisa tabeez nahi  hain. AAP soch rahe honge ki ye kaisa Abhay tabeez hoga? Kis Kam ka hain ye tabeez. Yakeen maniye bade Kam ka hain ye ABHAY TABEEZ. Ye tabeez apnaoge to aap surakshit rahenge. Aapki kabhi bhi accident yaani durghatana nahi ho sakta. Abhay tabeez anhoni se aapko bachayega. Aap Sab log jo industry me Kam karte hain sabhi ka Kalyan karega.  

(Apna dukan lagayega)

1st worker: Babaji ye tabeez kis kaam ka?

Baba: Bade hi Kam ka hain ye tabeez. Bol beta tu kya Kam Karta hain?

1st worker: Wo samne wale industry me main job Karta hoon.

Baba: Tab to beta ye tabeez tere liye hi bana hain. Bol kitna doo?

1st worker: Kitna doo!!? Pehle ye to bataye ki tabeez se mera kya accha hoga?

Baba: Beta tu jo Kam Karta hain bahut zakhim bhara hoga?

1st worker: Ha Baba Mera Kam danger area me hota hain

Baba: To sun ye tabeez apnane se tujhe koi dar nahi rahega. Tera saath kabhi bhi koi anhonee nahi hoga. 

1st worker: Matlab??

Baba: Matlab Tera kabhi koi durghatana nahi hoga.

1st worker: Is tabeez ke bare me aur ek cheez puchna tha?

Baba:Alakh Niranjan, Pucho?

1st worker: (Sharma ke) Mujhe sharm aata hain.

Baba: Thik hain tu mere Kaan me bol

1st worker: (Kaan me fus fus)

Mera abhi tak shaadi nahi hua.

Baba: Alakh Niranjan. Main koi aisa waisa Baba nahi hoon. Ye tabeez tumhe har buri cheezo se dur rahega, tujhe bachayega. 

1st worker: Thik hain ek tabeez mujhe dijiye.

(Entry of 2nd worker)

2nd Worker: Arre bhai tu ye Sab kya faltu cheez kharid raha hain.

Baba: Babuji, ye tabeez koi aisa waisa tabeez nahi hain. Iska nam Abhay tabeez hain.

2nd Worker: Tum bhi na? Ye Sab dhongi baba ke chakkar me aa jaate ho!

1st Worker: Tum samajh nahi rahe, ye Abhay Tabeez  hain.

2nd Worker: To kya hua?

1st Worker: Dekho bhai, hum sab zokhim bhara kaam karte hain. Najane kab kaun sa cheez Kam kar jaye?

2nd Worker: Bhala Tabeez se anhonee thodi Taal sakte ho?

Baba: Alakh Niranjan, Beta, Mera Maan, tu bhi ek Tabeez le le. Ye Tabeez koi Aisa waisa Tabeez nahi. 

2nd worker: Jay ram ji ki Baba, tumhare jaisa Baba Roz jail ja raha hain.

1st Worker: Arre Chod na, chal chai Peete hain, Aaj main peelaunga.

2nd Worker: Chal, tum bhi na kaha kaha fas jaate ho.

1st Worker: Ye Chottu do special chai bana ( both exit)

Baba: Alakh Niranjan. Tabeez le lo, Tabeez le lo, Abhay Tabeez Lelo.

(Background music Bajega aur Siren bajega)

Baba: Ye kya haal bana rakkha hain? Kuch lete kiu nahi?

3rd Worker: Liya to tha, tabhi to Aaj mera ye halat huwa!

Baba: Beta, Khul ke batao kya huwa?

3rd Worker: Do mahina pahle ye Tabeez Maine tumse Liya tha. Aur fir bhi mera accident huwa. 

Baba: Beta tere se koi bhul to nahi ho raha hain. Ye koi Aisa waisa Tabeez nahi...

3rd Worker: oi chup, ekdum chup. Tera ye dialogue sunkar hi maine tere se Tabeez Liya tha. 

Baba: Alakh Niranjan.Tabeez mere se Liya tha? Sahi me?

3rd worker: Ha tere se hi Liya. Ye le Tera Tabeez, aur mera  paisa wapas kar. 

(1st and 2nd worker enter)

2nd worker: Arre bhaisahab kya huwa?

3rd Worker: Kya batau bhaiya.Do mahina pahle ye Tabeez Maine is dhongi se liya tha. Isne kaha tha ki Tabeez pahan se anhonee talega, fir bhi mera accident huwa. Dekho mera halat.

2nd worker: Dekha thodi der pahle main tumko kya bola tha? 

3rd worker: Ye Babaji tum mere paise wapas karo.

2nd worker: Tumhare Tabeez bhi wapas karo aur paise lelo.

Baba: Alakh Niranjan.Beta mujhe bhi bolne do.

2nd+3rd Worker: Kuch nahi sunna humein.

1st Worker: Are bhai unka bhi sun lete hain.

Baba: Bhaisahab aapko kaha kaha chot laga?

3rd worker: Dekh nahi rahe ho kya? Ye shar par, aur paw par, edi me.

Baba: Durghatana ke samay par helmet pehna tha?

3rd worker: nahi

Baba:Durghatana ke samay par safety shoes pehna tha?

3rd worker: nahi

Baba: To isme tabeez ka Kasoor?

3rd worker: Ye babaji ye chupri chupri baten mat banao. Tumne kaha tabeez mera rakshya karega. Main helmet pehnu, safety shoes pehnu ya na pehnu usse Tumhare kya matlab? 

2nd worker: Sahi baat, tum inke paise wapas karo aur iha se data ho jao. Tumhara babagiri nahi chalega.

Baba: Dekho main koi Aisa waisa....

2nd+3rd worker: Chuuup!

Baba: Bhaisahab, aaphi samjhaiye. Aap to samajhdar lagte ho.

1st worker: Ek minute, Babaji ye galat bat hain aapne Hume bhi wohi bola ki ye Bhaisahab Bata rahe hain. AAP to Hume bhi Dhokha de rahe the.

Baba: Alakh Niranjan. Aap sabhi log industry me Kam karte hain. Aapko safety ka har upkaran ka istemaal Karna hi padega. Mera tabeez ka bhi yahi mulmantra yaani ki beezmantra hain.

2nd worker: Babaji baten na banao.

3rd Worker: Mujhe kuch nahi sunna mere paise wapas karo.

1st worker: Aap ka beez mantra kya bol rahe the?

Baba: Ek minute aap sab dheeraj rakhiye. Mera tabeez ka beez mantra ekbar dekh lijiye.

(Tabeez ke andar se rolled paper nikalke parhega.

Baba: Humesha safety rules follow kijiye. National Safety Council.

All worker: accha to 

Baat ye hain.

Baba: Safety hamari zaroorat hain, majboori nahi. Mere saath boliye safety hamari zaroorat hain, majboori nahi. Safety first, production must.

(Sab log eksaath bolenge)

Baba: Alakh niranjan. Ab to aap logon Ko bhi pata chal hi gaya hoga ki Mai kya Aisa waisa Baba nahi hoon. 

(Babaji ki bootie Gaana chalega)